Category: Funny

October 31, 2011

Look at your cat….

Filed under: Elementary students, Funny, Movies, Tweens — Youth Blog @ 12:54 pm

August 28, 2011

Say something nice!

Filed under: Funny, Videos — Youth Blog @ 1:48 pm


Via Good.is:

The group set a wooden lectern in bustling Union Square one afternoon and set a megaphone on top. The setup included a small plaque with three words: “Say something nice.” Organizers then moved away to surreptitiously record the results…

The overall effect is awe-inspiring. Across the square, people stop to listen and grin at what they hear. The project clearly brightened a few moods in New York that day, and the video is doing the same for thousands more online.

August 24, 2011

New Muppet Music– FREE!

Filed under: Funny, Movies, Music, Parents, Videos — Youth Blog @ 11:36 am


The Muppets are back with a new movie, and nostalgic musicians are excited. OK Go, Andrew Bird, My Morning Jacket and other groups have all added their spin on Muppet music classics. You can listen to the Muppet tribute The Green Album in it’s entirety on NPR.

May 17, 2011

Rain, Rain, Go Away! Fun in the Rain!

Filed under: Elementary students, Funny, Kid-friendly websites, Preschoolers, Tweens — Youth Blog @ 11:12 am

We’ve had a lot of rain lately, but don’t stay inside!!!  rain childrenTry these 8 fun things to do in the rain!   Rain games

Some fun rain jokes:

What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?     Thunder wear!

What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?    Come and look at the rain, dear.

How did you find the weather at camp?    It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?     Because it wasn’t raining

What is a Mexican weather report?    Chilli today, hot tamale.

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?    The conductor.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

Gosh, it”s raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window.    “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”

Why did the weather want privacy?    It was changing.

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?     I mist you.

Want to learn about the weather?  Ask a librarian for some interesting weather books

April 1, 2011

Dogs Replace Youth Librarians at Chelsea Library!!!

Eager to present a friendly face to the public, the Chelsea District Library has announced that it is immediately replacing the youth librarians with dogs!

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“Children love dogs,” says former Head of Youth and Teen Services, Miss Karen, ” and we want them to have a great experience at the library!”

 

“They may not be able to answer all the questions,” says Miss Lisa, “but they can sniff out any book you are looking for!”

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 ”Teens often have a bone to pick with the lack of free candy at the library,” says Miss Edith, “and now they can go right to the librarian who owns that bone!”

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“Dogs are great workers,” says library director Mr. Bill, “and they don’t mind being paid in kibble.”

To learn more about dogs, ask your librarian.  You can donate food for our new dog librarians and dogs in need at the library!

So visit your library today, because you never know what amazing thing can happen here!

 (Happy April Fool’s Day from your Youth Department!!!)

For more April Fool’s Day jokes, try Disney Family Fun !!

 

February 7, 2011

Ruth Barshaw visits the library!

Filed under: Elementary students, Funny, Reading, Tweens — Youth Blog @ 4:09 pm

Kids who braved the snowy weather to attend the Ellie McDoodle/Wimpy Kid Book Workshop on Saturday met with Ruth Barshaw, author of the Ellie McDoodle series.

The audience was huge,with over 50 kids attending.

Ellie McDoodle Wimpy Kid Book Workshop

Artist in Residence Jerzy Drozd was there to help out.

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Everyone had a great time, and some lucky kids won prizes!

IMG_4325IMG_4326Winner of Hat

Ruth actually stayed an extra half hour to sign books and give kids doodles.  Thank you, Ruth! And many thanks go to Chelsea’s Just Imagine bookstore for bring Ruth’s books here to sell.

Ruth signs books

February 1, 2011

Snow Fun! What can you do in the snow?

Filed under: Elementary students, Funny, Kid-friendly websites, Preschoolers, Teens, Tweens — Youth Blog @ 4:23 pm

snowdayWow!  Look at all the snow we got!

What to do?

The following websites have great ideas for snow fun!  And you can always grab a book for an at-home adventure!

1.  Squidoo

2.  Frugalupstate :  lots of snow recipes, craft instructions, and more!

3.  About.com

4.  Enchanted Learning

Have some freezin’ fun!

December 29, 2010

Knuffle Bunny Free!

Filed under: Funny, Preschoolers — Youth Blog @ 10:41 am

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If  you are a fan of Mo Willems’ Knuffle Bunny books (Knuffle Bunny, Knuffle Bunny Too), you’ll be thrilled to know that there’s a new book in the series, called Knuffle Bunny Free.

In this book, Trixie and her family are off on a fantastic trip to visit her grandparents–all the way in Holland! But does Knuffle Bunny have different travel plans? An emotional tour de force,  Knuffle Bunny Free concludes a beloved picture book series.

It’s on the New Book Shelf in the Youth Department, so check it out today!

November 19, 2010

Thanksgiving History, Crafts and Fun!

Filed under: Elementary students, Funny, History, Holidays, Kid-friendly websites, Tweens — Youth Blog @ 4:24 pm

thanksgiving-pilgrimsDo you know about the first real Thanksgiving?

The Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock on December 11, 1620. During a bad winter only about half of the 102 people from the Mayflower survived.  But the harvest of 1621 was a bountiful one. And the remaining colonists decided to celebrate with a feast — including 91 Indians who had helped the Pilgrims survive their first year.  It lasted three days.

The Pilgrims may have had some kind of bird, but they mostly ate venison (deer meat).   The term “turkey” was used by the Pilgrims to mean any sort of wild bird.

Most people eat pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving, but not the Pilgrims.   The supply of flour was long gone, so there was no bread or pastries of any kind. However, they did eat boiled pumpkin. There was also no milk, cider, potatoes, or butter.   But the feast did include fish, berries, watercress, lobster, dried fruit, clams, venison, and plums.

COME TO OUR THANKSGIVING LIBRARY PROGRAM!

Thanksgiving Evening Storytime:  Tuesday, Nov. 23, 6:15-7:ooPM, Drop-in.  Kidspot.  Meet a real, live turkey at 6:15 PM, and then stay for a special evening Thanksgiving storytime at 6:30 PM, complete with stories, songs, and a craft!

turkeyfunnyTHANKSGIVING FUN

Printables and crafts

Activities and games

Active Thanksgiving games

Kid recipes:  pocahontas pudding and no-bake pumpkin pie

Kid recipes:  no-bake turkey cookies with candy corn

TurkeyA FEW JOKES:

What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A Turkey.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
He was already stuffed!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our library patrons from Miss Karen, Miss Lisa, and Miss Edith!!!

August 31, 2010

Back-to-School Jokes and Stories!

Filed under: Elementary students, Funny, Kid-friendly websites, Reading, Teens, Tweens — Youth Blog @ 11:22 am

laughingWant to talk to a new friend, but don’t have anything to say?  Try a joke or interesting story!

Look at some great jokes from these great websites:     activity village, schooljokes,  and ducksters, or check out some great books in the joke section in the library (just ask the librarian). 

Some samples:  

Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
What was that?
My homework!

Teacher: If this class doesn’t stop making so much noise I’ll go crazy ?
Class: Too late, we haven’t made a sound for an hour!

A great story to tell:

chinaschoolBack to School in China

Going back to school in China is no joke.  A bridge is to be built in a Chinese village where children are forced to cross a raging torrent on a steel cable to get to school.

Nearly 500 children, from Maji village in Fugong town, Yunnan province, cross the most dangerous stretch of the Nujiang River each day.  They fasten themselves to the cable with a metal carabineer and a rope and slide across the 200 metre wide canyon, reports the Beijing News.

The youngest student, A Qia, 4, has to go over by herself each day. ‘I have to hand walk for about 60 metres, since my light weight makes me stop about two thirds of the way across,’ she said. The villagers say that usually four-year-old children are taken by their parents, and begin to go by themselves from the age of five.

A Pu, 5, who was stuck in the middle of the cable for nearly 20 minutes once, told reporters, ‘I used to dream of having a bridge, but then I learned that my dream was too expensive.’  However, officials have finally agreed to spend £35,000 on a bridge after a TV programme was made about the children’s dangerous daily journey.

Have a fun and funny back-to-school, everyone!

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